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Time: January 29th of the year Two Thousand and Eleven

Location: The frozen north of Planet Earth's Western Continent, as reckoned by most of the inhabitants of said continent.

Status: Dire

Today is day 9 of my 12 day work week. I find myself with low provisions, no medicine, and desperate few hours of sleep. I can feel the madness setting in on me. Yesterday I found myself commiserating with the spirit of a Children's Trading Card. Today I attempted to walk the Dinosaur in front of the Science Museum, and when confronted by the police began to berate them for not doing more to stop the senseless transformation of innocent programs into Nulls by careless Users. Even now my mind wanders to thoughts of Zombie Survival plans.

Should future generations find this account of my trials, do not remember me as a tyrant, but as one who dared to dream of a world where weekends were still held sacrosanct.

I must go now, for the Raja spirit who likes to help me play card games has returned and I must banish him once more. Also, I should look like I am working.

A. Zila

Date: 2011-01-29 08:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Return message sent from the Deep South where it is a balmy 70 degrees

Our thoughts and prayers go out to A. Zila and the braze men and women who must trek outwards into the frozen North. We were going to send provisions but it appears that the postal services have even denied our request.

Instead we request permission to send internet hugs and a virtual cake in hopes that this might cheer the spirits of those brave souls.

E. R. Bear

Date: 2011-01-30 12:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
E. R. Bear

We received your letter when our party stopped to rest at a local cultural focal point oriented around the consumption of baked confections and coco bean extracts known as Du-Kin Do-Nuts. The men were heartened to receive word of our southern comrade's support. The postal service has yet to accept our dog sled delivery proposals, for they are too mired in their ways.

E-hugs, however, are always acceptable.

A. Zila

Date: 2011-01-29 10:11 pm (UTC)
tricia868: (smirk)
From: [personal profile] tricia868
Thank you for making me smile.

Date: 2011-01-29 10:44 pm (UTC)
lyrangalia: (Dresden 2)
From: [personal profile] lyrangalia
*sends provisions in the form of internet brownies* *also suggests setting school on fire for heat*

Date: 2011-01-29 10:44 pm (UTC)
lyrangalia: (Default)
From: [personal profile] lyrangalia
If provisions do not arrive in time, the management suggests eating the children.

Date: 2011-01-29 11:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
this sounds like my life

'zila when is it going to stop snowing

when is it going to stop snowing

Date: 2011-01-29 11:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Let me put it this way.

"At least it won't snow in May like at college."

That's all the comfort I can offer.

Date: 2011-01-29 11:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Time: January Twenty-Ninth of the year Two Thousand and Eleven

Location: Remote Location of the USA - Undocumented Area

Status: Concerned

Am sending a penguin. Unknown if capable of magic, but managed to explode the microwave last Tuesday. Do not feed after midnight.

T. Zahn


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