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The last character you defeated in a video game is here to help you in the zombie apocalypse, and they have your favorite pokemon with them! Oh, and you can use the object to your left to help you.

So there I was, back to back with the Magic Mirror from Snow White, standing atop a overturned car as a massive hoard of zombies formed a circle around us, their rotted jaws distended as they snapped at air fouled by their rank breath. I could feel Charmander's claws dig slightly into my shoulder as the little guy repositioned himself, eager to unleash the fire burning in his belly and indulge his battle instincts with the flesh of scorched corpses.

Gripping the hilt of my ninja-to, I yanked the blade free of its sheath as my eyes drank in the staggering odds against us, and feeling my heart racing in my chest as cold sweat poured down my back, I let my mouth form a small smirk.

"Mirror Mirror on the wall. Whose the most asskicking one of all?"

"Many asses you have yet to kick, and yet when it comes to the most, your skills are most sick."

Date: 2011-02-04 04:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tigerzahn.livejournal.com
Best thing I've read all day.

Date: 2011-02-04 06:02 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] lyrangalia
Dammit Brandon, I was drinking when I read that. *cleans off screen*

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