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anzila ([personal profile] anzila) wrote2011-01-29 03:25 pm

Stardate 12.345.47

Time: January 29th of the year Two Thousand and Eleven

Location: The frozen north of Planet Earth's Western Continent, as reckoned by most of the inhabitants of said continent.

Status: Dire

Today is day 9 of my 12 day work week. I find myself with low provisions, no medicine, and desperate few hours of sleep. I can feel the madness setting in on me. Yesterday I found myself commiserating with the spirit of a Children's Trading Card. Today I attempted to walk the Dinosaur in front of the Science Museum, and when confronted by the police began to berate them for not doing more to stop the senseless transformation of innocent programs into Nulls by careless Users. Even now my mind wanders to thoughts of Zombie Survival plans.

Should future generations find this account of my trials, do not remember me as a tyrant, but as one who dared to dream of a world where weekends were still held sacrosanct.

I must go now, for the Raja spirit who likes to help me play card games has returned and I must banish him once more. Also, I should look like I am working.

A. Zila
lyrangalia: Curling vines Lyra (Dresden 2)

[personal profile] lyrangalia 2011-01-29 10:44 pm (UTC)(link)
*sends provisions in the form of internet brownies* *also suggests setting school on fire for heat*
lyrangalia: Curling vines Lyra (Default)

[personal profile] lyrangalia 2011-01-29 10:44 pm (UTC)(link)
If provisions do not arrive in time, the management suggests eating the children.