Secrets of the SAT's revealed!

From the Writers of The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

NEW APTITUDE

If you happen to be a 16 year-old, or if you're the parent of one, or if you're
R. Kelly, you've probably heard about the new SAT test, which will be
administered for the first time this Saturday. By the way, kids, here's a free
answer: b.

(no subject)

Official Survivor Congratulations! You scored 73%!

Whether through ferocity or quickness, you made it out. You made the right choice most of the time, but you probably screwed up somewhere. Nobody's perfect, at least you're alive.

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 75% on survivalpoints

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