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Weird Lines from Fanfics!

"... and her moan seemed to get caught in her throat, a sweet dolphin of pleasure, trapped in the tuna nets of [his] seduction."

This weird line was provided by Khfanficrants.

Edit: To clarify, someone posted this exact quote in a group dedicated to making fun of bad fanfiction. I have never, and have no desire to, read the filth that spawned this quote.