Go, my valiant hoards! (My experiences playing a miniature cannibal Fairy war game)

Tonight I led my valiant cannibalistic fairy circle into noble combat by a cooking pot with a mug inside it. We were on the brink of victory when Lady Cancer, the foul wench who had hidden like a coward to feast on the flesh of the fallen, swept out and slaughtered both Butternut and Gore Spiller. Although Lady Cancer carried the day, at the cost of all her comrades, brave Milkweed was able to escape. She will have her revenge and feast upon Lady Cancer's bones!