Why I can't be santa
May. 16th, 2005 09:10 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
anzilaGreenintern01: I hope you never become Santa Claus...
Anzila86: I'd make kids have to earn their presents by obtaining them from dank forbidding dungeons full of both horrible monsters and devious traps
Greenintern01: "Billy, for you I have chosen a large red bicycle-brand new!"
Greenintern01: "Yay!"
Greenintern01: "But it lies somewhere hidden in the dragon's lair...Here, take this torch"
Anzila86: But to get it you must descend into the lair of Gorlag, supreme ruler of the Western Orcs, fighting your way through his giant minions, resisting his archmage, slaying his pet dragon, and finally facing the great lord himself
Anzila86: I got your mommy and daddy a nice insurance policy on you with good rates
Greenintern01: oh snap!
Anzila86: have a 10-foot pole
Greenintern01: a 10 foot torch!
Greenintern01: at least, after the dragon gets to it
Anzila86: yea, except make that a 3 foot torch after the dragon gets it
Greenintern01: and then a no foot torch! because it burned away! and you are on fire!
Anzila86: I'd make kids have to earn their presents by obtaining them from dank forbidding dungeons full of both horrible monsters and devious traps
Greenintern01: "Billy, for you I have chosen a large red bicycle-brand new!"
Greenintern01: "Yay!"
Greenintern01: "But it lies somewhere hidden in the dragon's lair...Here, take this torch"
Anzila86: But to get it you must descend into the lair of Gorlag, supreme ruler of the Western Orcs, fighting your way through his giant minions, resisting his archmage, slaying his pet dragon, and finally facing the great lord himself
Anzila86: I got your mommy and daddy a nice insurance policy on you with good rates
Greenintern01: oh snap!
Anzila86: have a 10-foot pole
Greenintern01: a 10 foot torch!
Greenintern01: at least, after the dragon gets to it
Anzila86: yea, except make that a 3 foot torch after the dragon gets it
Greenintern01: and then a no foot torch! because it burned away! and you are on fire!
