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[anzila]

You know what? I think the Puritans were actually on to something when they feared that Satan was walking among them. In fact, I'm pretty sure he never left Massachusetts. Wanna know how I know this?

Because he's clearly working for the Mass Fucking Transit Authority!

On an unrelated note, this morning I woke up at 5:30 and was out the door by 6:00. I literally just got home, and that's nowhere near the worst part of my day. Ironically, none of the shit I had to deal with came from actually teaching, it came from getting around Boston, my classes, and my job. That is completely ass backwards.

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[deltashade.livejournal.com]

I am convinced that Lovecraft gained his knowledge of the occult from studying a diagram of Boston's mass transit systems. Truly, such eldritch horrors were not meant for mortal man to traverse.

The important thing is that you survived today and you won't have to worry about the city crapping its pants in impotent weather-based terror again until Thursday.

[anzila.livejournal.com]

Or he rode the bus and was driven utterly mad by the experience. It's a coin toss between the two.

The radio said it would be like spring. They didn't mention it would be British spring.